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Joke of the Day

"Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade."

"Yo momma so fat and a slut... Her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!"

"My in-laws are visiting... This is their homicide note."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."

"If you think ""Pearl Jam"" Is an oriental sex act, you might be a redneck"

"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"

"I've been reading the dictionary. Spoiler alert: ""zyzzyva""!!"

"I lost the Sore Loser Award last night... It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year."

"My wife showed me her baby photos. She said, ""Here's one of me when I was 3."" I replied, ""Wow, and there's me thinking you were like a fine wine."""

"Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you."