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Joke of the Day

"Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade."

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"Why don't sea creatures get divorced? Because they can't afford abalone."

"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"

"When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !"

"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""

"A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered ""your mom"""

"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""

"Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually."

"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."