40230

Joke of the Day

"What is a gay horse's favorite meal? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

"[First date & I'm super nervous] Her: Are you ok? Me: yesh. Her: did u just say yesh? Me: um Nosh."

"The most terrifying sentence in the world. ""I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."" -RR"

"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."

"*Goes to the store* *Buys donughts, doughnut holes, and glue*"

"How to fall down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 7 Step 11"

"I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube."

"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"

"Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a customer."

"I was tired of not finding a seat in rush-hour commutes... Which is why, I started passing stool on the train."