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Joke of the Day
"I don't like my hands I always keep them at arm's length"
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"Hey man, want to buy some stolen peppers? Careful, they're hot."
"Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year? Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses."
"What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad? A bit of a Downey"
"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
"To anyone who says white people can't jump... You obviously haven't seen footage of 9/11."
"chicken pot pie. my three favorite things"
"I ate 2 pieces of string... When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot."
"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."