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Joke of the Day
"Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?"
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"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."
"In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say ""you've got mail"". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998."
"I bet by the time you were done listening to The Fray's ""How to Save a Life,"" the person choking on their food would be dead already."
"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"
"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan."
"Texts: Cool! What does it say? Emails: Oh God... what do they want? Phone call: I basically assume someone has died."
"What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern"