82015

Joke of the Day

"What email service do gay people use? Hotmale."

"9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum ""In your closet, why?"" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!"

"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 97% recycled content."

"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."

"Less than 3% of the world's mantis population are atheists."

"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"

"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."

"What's the difference between a communist and a feminist? The communist wants equality"