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Joke of the Day

"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 97% recycled content."

"Instead of a condom i keep a moist towelette in my wallet because i run into buffalo wings alot more often than sex"

"It's been said that bird droppings on the shoulder is good luck... That's crap."

"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."

"What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS? ... Are you positive?"

"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"

"What do you call a slutty Bee A Whorenet"

"Time to diet. Went to the neighborhood pool today and all the women dressed me with their eyes..."

"Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out."

"""I'm not sure-"" wife: honey he's a zookeeper if he says these are koalas I trust him-aww look at them! *the raccoons hiss from the dumpster*"