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Joke of the Day
"What did the duck say to the bartender put it on my bill"
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"[2 paintings talking] ""hey man, guess what im doing this weekend?"" please dont say it ""JUST HANGING!"" i wanna move to a different gallery"
"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"
"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"
"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."
"If I burn my mouth on ONE MORE FUCKING PIZZA I will probably continue to buy and eat pizza for the rest of my life."
"Give a man a fish he eats for a day... Teach a man to fish, he sits out on the lake drinking beer all summer"
"Accidental dick pics can happen I once accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. It was embarrassing and cost a fortune in stamps."
"I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys. ""Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office"""
"Why did the chicken cross the school yard? To get to the other slide!"