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Joke of the Day
"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."
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"Genie: what is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich Genie: Granted. And what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"Did you know: the human body is 60% water, 20% hair, 34% rope, 9% tubes, 12% earrings, 99% eyes, 13% jubjubs, 6% dingdongs, 100% crannies"
"Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia? Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere"
"True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn."
"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"
"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"
"Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside."
"Elephant in sneakers Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!"