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Joke of the Day
"LIFE HACK: Sneak into doctor's waiting rooms instead of subscribing to magazines."
Next Joke
"Me: who's a good dog? who's a good dog? Dog: i have a boyfriend"
"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance"" -Alcohol"
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"
"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."
"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""
"What's the best part of domestic violence jokes? The punchline"
"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."
"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"ME: [bumps man] MAN: [spills coffee] Say sorry ME: No MAN: Then I'll see you in court ME: [remembers I own a camouflage suit] You won't"