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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine."
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"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""
"Sigh. Woodstock '99 was a terrible use of this Time Machine."
"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."
"I don't understand... ...how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and yet my wife can have 152 just for our house."
"Whenever I'm feeling like shit,... I simply go on YouTube, search for Skrillex videos and read the comments. Instantly, I feel a lot better."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and asks out loud ""who had sex with my wife!?"" A voice up the back said, ""you don't have enough bullets!"""
"A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak"