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Joke of the Day
"The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order. We call her Miss Steak."
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"When it comes to stalking, I'm right behind you."
"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been slung around by the tits."""
"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."
"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."
"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I hope he means well..."
"You know its been a long night... [NSFW] When you stick the razor in the hooker, and your dick in the coke"
"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."