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Joke of the Day
"Bakers trade bread recipes... on a knead-to-know basis."
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"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
"I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic.."
"All men are idiots...and I married their king."
"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"
"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."
"What overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"
"I saw a man at a circus put his head in a lion's mouth ...and that's still the only big cat blowjob I've ever witnessed."
"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."