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Joke of the Day
"My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists. B: Be more consistent. 7: Learn to count."
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"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"
"Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings."
"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"
"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"
"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."
"What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread."
"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""
"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it's a soap opera."
"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"