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Joke of the Day
"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."
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"A man walks into a police station ""My car has been stolen"" he says laughingly. ""Your car has been stolen, but why are you laughing then?"" The officer says. ""Because my wife was still in it!"""
"A better blonde joke What is the difference between a brick and a blonde? If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home."
"Left-handed people can't do anything right."
"Please just wear the strap-on. It was a gift from Grandma and she wants to see you in it, OK? Come ON church starts in like half an hour."
"Looks like it's time to start pretending Andy Murray isn't Scottish again..."
"Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? Because it was a noble gas"
"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"
"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."
"Went to glasses shop to check my eyes,the worker told me I had estigmatism,I googled it.... Because I was blind on the subject."