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Joke of the Day
"If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first?"
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"A doctor in a mental hospital was caught having sex with a female patient. He was Fucking Crazy!"
"Those kids in Sudan would complain a lot less if they knew I struggled every day with having old people hands."
"My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab."
"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot A carrot"
"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."
"Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving."
"Whats the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? You get pussy and head at the same time."