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Joke of the Day

"Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called ""peasants"""

"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman EDIT: Grammar"

"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."

"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."

"My friend said she's had kidney problems since she was 7 I told her it's fine cause once she turns 18 she'll get adult knees"

"DTF (Down time finally) -mom's everywhere"

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Candidate: ""Honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Candidate: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."