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Joke of the Day
"What kind of insects to secret agents like? (as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders."
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"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."
"I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? Me'lody"
"Hosted a mass debate party last night. I was the only one who came."
"I was talking to my buddy Adam Lanza and I asked him if he'd wanna date my 25-year-old friend. He said, ""Yeah! I love taking out twenty - five year olds!"""
"How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside."
"It's not the cat wearing my pants without permission that pisses me off. It's that he looks better in them than I do."
"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"
"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side"