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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."
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"Have you heard about Prince Oxygen? He is heir to the throne."
"[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day] WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY ""PYTHON PROGRAMMER"""
"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."
"I just sprayed a mosquito... with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."
"Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life."
"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."
"Afghanistan is just a regular ghanistan that's ghanistan af."
"What do you call a group of African superheroes? The Jaundice League"
"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."