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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a tree? Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off."

"Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field."

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono."

"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."

"A piece of toast and an egg walk in to a bar.... The bartender goes, ""Hey! Woah! Nuh uh. We don't service breakfast here!"""

"Veni Vidi Venti. I came, I saw, I ordered a Caramel Macchiato."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."

"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."