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Joke of the Day
"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."
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"Say Gabe Horn"
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"Reddit's biggest April Fool's Day Joke Yet http://i.imgur.com/aT7QoyW.png"
"Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!"
"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just prettier than yours."
"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."
"You can't watch porn on the new iphone They took the jack off."