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Joke of the Day

"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"

"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"

"INTERVIEWER: So, do you have any questions for me? ME: What's the Wi-Fi password? I: About the job M: What is the company Wi-fi password?"

"I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go."

"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."

"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"

"Me: You're the only one who truly gets me. Chipotle guy: What? Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito."

"Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums."

"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."

"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."