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Joke of the Day
"What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? Marma'lady ^tip"
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"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."
"Say what you want about porn stars... but they work hard, right up until the moment they get off."
"Jay-Z has vowed to never use the word ""bitch"" again I guess he has 100 problems now."
"Avocados are like women: soft inside, dinosaur skin outside, big cricket ball in the middle, all the good ones are taken..."
"Chuck Norris can complete Halo 3 on Legendary. ...using a guitar hero controller."
"ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer"
"How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small."