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Joke of the Day
"Who makes the best Astronauts? Team Rocket since they're always blasting off."
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"I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me."
"What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets."
"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"
"*replies to all sexy dms with pics of my laundry pile"
"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."
"The ""bishop"" came to our church today He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""
"What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? Handicappn."
"A man walks into a bar.. ""Ow, my head"" he says."