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Joke of the Day

"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"

"If you're cold, just stand in a corner... They're usually 90 degrees."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""

"My ""Metapod"" has been having some problems When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up."

"Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie? He was way to high, man."

"Why did the spy cross a road? Because he never was on your side."

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"

"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"

"What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the orgy? Execute order sexy sex."