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Joke of the Day

"I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me She keeps talking about this ""great"" guy names Jesus"

"What did the existential pig say? What ham I?"

"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."

"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"

"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"

"sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something"

"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."

"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"

"Am I the first with a Roof joke? Hope so. What is the source of Roof's racism? When he was young, his friends teased him by calling him Rufus."

"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""