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Joke of the Day

"So I was at Ikea the other day and bought a hot dog. The weird thing is, I had to put it together myself. And when I was finished, there were all these parts left over."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."

"Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Go fuck yourself."

"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"

"That's a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them..."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"

"What's the difference between a bonus and a penis? A wife will blow a bonus."

"How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb? He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him."