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Joke of the Day
"What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!"
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"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."
"The other day a man knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... I gave him a glass of water."
"I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything"
"I was talking to a mathematician the other day about fractions it was fair to say, our opinions were divided"
"Bathroom Break A client told me she had to cut our meeting short to go to the bathroom.... she was full of shit."
"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."
"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"
"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."
"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"