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Joke of the Day
"How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one more."
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"A cat's love is like nothing you've ever experienced unless you've dated a completely aloof murderer with autism."
"What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business? A Pte-redact-yl"
"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistletoe."
"My grandpa use to tell us about walking 10 miles to school. I tell my grandchildren about walking across the room to change channels!"
"Wife: ""Notice anything?"" Me: ""Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?"" Wife: ""You forgot to wear pants."""
"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"
"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."