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Joke of the Day
"Get a slab of bread dough. Wrap dental floss around it. Congratulations, you've seen me naked."
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"The chameleon couldn't change colors when the time was right... I guess he had a reptile dysfunction."
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
"What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo."
"Zoo... I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: ""Bread in captivity."""
"I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest. Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza."
"My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing."
"how many pop punkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? five, one to drop it and four to two step and PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!"
"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"