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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be ""saved"" or ""I'll burn""... Stupid firefighters."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a plane crash. Who survives? Not the joke."

"I asked God for a bike... but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones"

"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."

"Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard ""arrr."""

"9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""

"The Men's Room... where all the dicks hang out."