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Joke of the Day
"My sense of humor is so sophisticated... ...it's not even funny."
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"if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about it, that means no"
"So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star... He was a master of missed erections."
"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."
"I already have a date for Valentine's Day February 14th"
"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""
"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."
"I woke up this morning with Chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."