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Joke of the Day
"I support international women day! Because American women are so much less fun."
Next Joke
"A priest, rapist, and a pedophile comes into a bar... He then sits down and buys a beer"
"Weird is a side effect of awesome."
"What do zombie vegans eat? ... Grains!!!"
"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"Thank you for saying, ""I'm just being honest"" after that horrible thing you just said. I feel better now that I know you meant it."
"Since Walking Dead isn't on I've hid pot from my stoner friends. As they amble around looking for it I'm shooting them with paint ball guns."
"The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything."
"Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant."
"House is clean. Time to sell the children and move."