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Joke of the Day
"Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six."
"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"
"What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans"
"Don't make fun of a retarded dwarf it's not big and it's not clever"
"What is Link's favorite hotel? Hyaaaaatt!"
"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"
"I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird NOT to leave a message."
"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""
"""I can closely relate to the LGBT community, as my own child is a man trapped in a woman's body ..."" Fortunately for him, he'll be born next February."