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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater."

"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."

"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."

"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"

"Oh ..your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?:-)"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail? He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others."

"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"

"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"

"NEW YORK STATE OF MIND Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."