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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke about hitting the gym ...maybe tomorrow"
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"Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke And present it as if he wrote it"
"What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have? Phantom panes."
"I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes"
"If our feet had mouths then they'd be walkie talkies."
"If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use? The Glockenspiel."
"When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want! Its a Trap."
"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."
"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"
"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? You give them a couple of test-tickles."