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Joke of the Day

"I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,"" not ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"""Sorbet"" is a French word that means, ""I wish it was ice cream."""

"What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop"

"What do you call a toilet seat that's missing the left side? Half-assed. (please forgive me, first time)"

"I watched a documentary on marijuana It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"

"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"

"Mom: can i borrow your laptop? Me: *deletes history* Me: *logs out of twitter* Me: *closes chrome* Me: *opens internet explorer* Me: sure"

"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."