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Joke of the Day

"Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, ""Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"""

"Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!"

"Your moms so fat...... When she goes to KFC, she licks other peoples fingers."

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because its past tents"

"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."

"What's the difference between an owl and a bungee cord? My ass"

"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So THAT'S where the clitoris is."

"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."

"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"