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Joke of the Day

"Okay, but it's offensive ""Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"" ""No..."" ""Neither have they!"""

"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"

"Him: sex tonight? Me: Work put me in a bad mood Him: tomorrow? Me: I have a headache tomorrow"

"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."

"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"

"Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman... But then I found it's a hard knock life"

"What do you call a king with a weed addiction? Your royal highness."

"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""

"Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old"

"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."