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Joke of the Day
"As a girl: Tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat."
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"How do you cure depression? A gun."
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"Im so fucked up i wrote 3 tweets into my phone and texted them to the Hurricane Katrina fund."
"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"
"Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love."
"We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing."
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"