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Joke of the Day
"Men are like cement. After getting laid they take a long time to get hard."
Next Joke
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
"How are blizzards and men alike? You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last"
"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."
"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."
"Your only chance of getting laid... is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."
"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."
"Can prisoners ask for The Olive Garden's Endless Pasta for their last meal? If so, I think I just found a loophole in our judicial system."
"So I woke up to a blowjob this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open"