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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Entirely void of pubic hair."
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"Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?"
"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."
"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."
"A pig walks ito a bar ot aother bar joke. Just my fuckig ' ' key is't workig."
"In the news today What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common? They're both expatriots (expatriates)."
"Ladies: If he's right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys."
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."
"If there's one thing everybody can agree on, no there isn't."