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Joke of the Day

"Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA"

"A blind man walks into a bar... and a stool and a table."

"Top Six Uses Of Strategic Planning: 6. Politics 5. Sports 4. Investing 3. Business 2. Military 1. Returning home from guys/girls night out"

"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"

"What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy."

"I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy."

"Arby's also has a secret menu. If you order a ""phone book"" they bring you a phone book and you can find any other place to eat."

"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"

"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."

"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."