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Joke of the Day

"Before you say you ""value my opinion,"" just know if a genie granted me 3 wishes, one of them would be to star in Sister Act 3."

"I accidentally watched 2 minutes of golf and my pants turned plaid!"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."

"My wife and I recently bought a Great Dane, the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting. Every time he barks I shit myself."

"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."

"Santa is on honeymoon this Christmas."

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"

"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't want to be Obama self."

"What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit's servers to crash."