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Joke of the Day
"What would bears be without Bees Ears"
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"I thought I saw a pizza in the sexy underwear ad. ...oops, wrong subliminal"
"My face is very symmetrical...over the x-axis :("
"What did the princess say when she got to the ball? garglgarglgarglgarglgargl"
"Did y'all hear about the circus fire this weekend? Yeah, scary stuff... they say it was intents."
"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."
"I was in the pharmacy today... A man approached me offering either a blue pill or a red pill. I didn't know staying in false reality gave you a 24 hour erection."
"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""
"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"
"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""