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Joke of the Day
"What would bears be without Bees Ears"
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"Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone."
"*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep. Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin"
"What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton? One is called ""The Great Leader"" and the other, ""Great Deleter"""
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"
"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"
"Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!"
"In honor of Earth Day I'm going to forage for my own food. Does anyone know what a Dorito plant looks like?"
"I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop... How COOL is that for someone her age?"
"I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall."