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Joke of the Day

"Error: We only accept Word files (.doc or .docx) It is 2014 and we just plain dont know how to open a pdf. it is too hard"

"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"

"If George Washington were alive today... he'd be clawing at the inside of his coffin and screaming incoherently."

"I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets."

"Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries? They know resistance is a waste of energy."

"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."

"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""

"My friend offered me a nice stable job. I declined because I don't like horses"

"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."

"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."