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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"
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"[goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer"
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"
"Did you hear about the man trapped in a nun's body? His name is God."
"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort; it is equal to one night. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."
"I just make stuff up as I go. I call it Jazz Parenting."
"I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile."
"Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge."
"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"
"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"