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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the version of google maps without pac man? Pac Man-free Ver."

"Why can't the train lady have a baby? Because she's miss carriaged.^(is it morbid?)"

"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."

"Apparently, Isaac Asimov wrote a book about jokes and puns called Treasury of Humor I laughed my Asimov when I was reading it"

"What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command."

"what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo)"

"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"

"I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully while asleep... And not like the 60 students on the bus he was driving."

"Whoever said ""talk is cheap"" never dialed 1-900-WET-GIRLS at $3.99 per minute. I think Dirty Darla loves me though."

"Don't even try to laugh. What did the sensitive vagina say to the penis that was critical of everything? Stop Cliticizing me!"