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Joke of the Day
"What's a muslim's favourite game? Goat Stimulator"
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"i could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G"
"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."
"A black man walks into a bar and robs it."
"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat a good egg"
"Dont do phone sex Or you'll get hearing aids"
"I recently traced my family tree... It was easier, I'm rubbish at drawing."
"I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee... My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug"
"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."
"ARMY WIVES SUNDAYS AT 11 ON LIFETIME. IT'S NOT TV. IT'S NOT HBO. IT'S NOT FX. IT'S NOT EVEN WE. IT'S LIFETIME. WHAT, LIKE YOU'RE SO GREAT?"