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Joke of the Day
"What's a muslim's favourite game? Goat Stimulator"
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"Why can't some snakes get boners? Because they have a reptile dysfunction."
"I made a commitment not to masturbate for the past four weeks... I didn't pull it off"
"If Oskar Schindler was your Uber fare... ...you'd be Schindler's Lift"
"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"
"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"
"What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator? A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)"
"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, ""make me one with everything"""
"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."
"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."