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Joke of the Day
"What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common? They're both haram bae."
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"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."
"what did the hat say to the other hat? ""you go on ahead."" I'd like to thank Twitternation, Steve Wozniak, Adam Schefter, @MattGroening and anyone else who helped me achieve this great feat!"
"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."
"What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)"
"Why don't oysters like to share? Because they're shellfish."
"To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."
"A man walked into a bar... He said ""Ow"""
"Colo, the world's oldest gorilla died today... I guess her heart couldn't handle seeing a baboon about to be in office."