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Joke of the Day
"What did the envelope say to the stamp? ""Stick with me and we'll go places."""
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"Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!"
"R/jokes Is the place you go when you wanna be put down by a bunch of assholes"
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